guys point of view :D

finally , the guys' side of the story. 

( I must admit, it's pretty good.) 

We always hear " the rules " 

From the female side. 









Now here are the rules from the male side. 

These are our rules! 

Please note.. these are all numbered "1" 

ON PURPOSE! 











1.   Men are NOT mind readers. 





1. Crying is blackmail. 



1. Ask for what you want. 

Let us be clear on this one: 

Subtle hints do not work! 

Strong hints do not work! 

Obvious hints do not work! 

Just say it! 



1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 



1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. 

Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 



1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. 



See a doctor. 



1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. 

In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 



1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys. 



1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. 

Don't ask us. 



1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the   other one 



1. You can either ask us to do something 

Or tell us how you want it done. 

Not both. 

If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 



1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 



1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 



1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. 

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 









1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. 

We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 



1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 



1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really . 



1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, 

or golf. 



1. You have enough clothes. 



1. You have too many shoes. 



1. I am in shape.   Round IS a shape! 



1. Thank you for reading this. 

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; 





But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. 

tommorw will be better day

I'd stay the hand of god, but the war is on your lips
How can I brace myself for razor blades on whips
When everything with meaning is shattered, broken, screaming
And I'm lost inside this darkness and I fear I won't survive

I could pray and trick with a double tongue, but the only fool here's me
I choose the way to go, but the road won't set me free
Cos I wish you'd see me, baby, save me, I'm going crazy
Tryin' to keep us real, keep us alive

This day will die tonight and there ain't no exception
We shouldn't wait for nothing to wait for
Love me in this fable, babe, my heart is in your hand
Our time is waiting right outside your door
And maybe tomorrow is a better day

I do not deal the cards and I play a lousy hand
I celebrate no victories and my promises are sand
Against all this I contrast you, when all is lost the war is through
Hey angel, dare the winds now we can fly

This day will die tonight and there ain't no exception
Why should I wait for nothing to wait for
Let me love you in this fable, hold your heart in my hand
Our time is waiting right outside your door
And maybe tomorrow is a better day

This day will die tonight and there ain't no exception
Why should I wait for nothing to wait for
I won't cry for my solitude, lay my head and dream of you
And hope that you'll come knocking on my door
And maybe tomorrow is a better day
I know tomorrow is a better day

"Illusion & Dream"

POETS OF THE FALL LYRICS

Look in my eyes I'll make you see

We're drifting aimlessly

Blind in a world of make believe

Hear them sing their songs off key n' nod like they agree

Buying the needs to be discreet

I've got no hand in matters worldly

I hardly care at all

What's going on fails to concern me

'Cause I'm locked behind my wall

But you know what drives me out

Out of my mind oh

It's whatever makes you see

Makes you believe

And forget about the premonition you need to conceive

The images they sell are Illusion and Dream

In other words dishonesty

If I speak ill please, humour me

Won't rant on endlessly

Just thought I'd try to make you see

It doesn't solve a thing to dress it, in a pretty gown

A stone will not need you to guess if, you're still going to drown

So you know what drives me out

Out of my mind, oh

It's whatever makes you see, makes you believe

And forget about the premonition you need to conceive

The images they sell are Illusion & Dream

In other words dishonesty

So can you name your demon?

Understand it's scheming

I raise my glass and say "Here's to you"

Can you chase your demon?

Or will it take your freedom?

I raise my glass and say "Here's to you"

I've got no hand in matters worldly

I hardly care at all

What's going on fails to concern me

'Cause I'm locked behind my wall

But you know what drives me out

Out of my mind oh

It's whatever makes you see

Makes you believe

And forget about the premonition you need to conceive

That the images they sell are Illusion and Dream

In other words dishonesty

So whatever makes you see

Makes you believe

And forget about the premonition you need to conceive

The images they sell are Illusion and Dream

In other words dishonesty

With silence comes peace

With peace comes freedom

With freedom comes silence

dont mess wid me

Sometimes I know there is nothing to say
So do I pick up my puzzle and just walk away?
Do I follow my conscience?
Am I mock sincere?
I don't know what i'm doing here

I have a knack for perceving things
I can see how it sounds
I can feel how it sings
When you paint me an image of who you are
I know it's the best by far

So
Don't, don't, don't mess my hair
If all you do is fake it
Don't, don't, don't say you care
Cos I could never shake it
Don't, don't, don't mess with me
Don't, don't, don't mess with me

No point of view is enough to quell
The rigors of passion in this world I dwell
If i'm going to scale the highest wall
I'm gonna give it my all

Riding along with this train of thought
I see everything
I find all I sought
And I try to kick the habit of trying to reach
But there's something I do beseech

So please...
Don't, don't, don't mess my hair
If all you do is fake it
Don't, don't, don't say you care
Cos I could never shake it
Don't, don't, don't mess with me
Don't, don't, don't mess with me

I'll say it's not surprising
You're sweet talking, mesmerizing
Juicy and appetizing, true
But will I need to get over you?
Feels like my sun is rising
Tick tick tick, synchronizing
Readjusting, organizing me
Is this fiction reality?
Bless the uncompromising
With no shame for advertising
When my needs go through downsizing
I need someone to pick up my beat
My dreams need realizing, candles on sugar icing
Judgment and harmonizing
Or it'll end up like before

Don't, don't, don't mess my hair
If all you do is fake it
Don't, don't, don't say you care
Cos I could never shake it
Don't, don't, don't mess with me
Don't, don't, don't mess with me

locking up the sun

POETS OF THE FALL LYRICS

"Locking Up The Sun"

They're locking up the sun, the light of reason gone,

n' hope has been succesfully undone

The question's burning on, where is it coming from,

no-one seems to know the monster born

It's a bad trip on a sinking ship, when no-one seems responsible

Scapegoat to rock the boat, yeah, we need someone expendable

Volunteers to face the fears, can we be sensible

And find a way to break the fall, find out the cure for all

Is there a hero somewhere, someone who appears and saves the day

Someone who holds out a hand and turns back time

Is there a hero somewhere, someone who will never walk away

Who doesn't turn a blind eye to a crime

They're locking up the sun, they have their chosen one,

you know this time they'll make him play along

They're taking to the arms, the fathers and their sons,

there's nowhere left to run and hide

It's a bad trip on a sinking ship, when no-one seems responsible

Scapegoat to rock the boat, yeah, we need someone expendable

Volunteers to face the fears, can we be sensible

And find a way to break the fall, find out the cure for all

Is there a hero somewhere, someone who appears and saves the day

Someone who holds out a hand and turns back time

Is there a hero somewhere, someone who will never walk away

Who doesn't turn a blind eye to a crime

And in the emptiness, there's a solution,

just look within yourself for absolution 

us and thm pink floyd

Us, and them

And after all were only ordinary men.

Me, and you.

God only knows its noz what we would choose to do.

Forward he cried from the rear

And the front rank died.

And the general sat and the lines on the map

Moved from side to side.

Black and blue

And who knows which is which and who is who.

Up and down.

But in the end its only round and round.

Havent you heard its a battle of words

The poster bearer cried.

Listen son, said the man with the gun

Theres room for you inside.

I mean, theyre not gunna kill ya, so if you give em a quick short,

Sharp, shock, they wont do it again. dig it? I mean he get off

Lightly, cos I wouldve given him a thrashing - I only hit him once!

It was only a difference of opinion, but really...i mean good manners

Dont cost nothing do they, eh? 

Down and out

It cant be helped but theres a lot of it about.

With, without.

And wholl deny its what the fightings all about? 

Out of the way, its a busy day

Ive got things on my mind.

For the want of the price of tea and a slice

The old man died.

o re piya

O re piya haye 3

Udne laga kyon man baawla re

Aaya kahan se yeh hosla re

O re piya haye 2

Tanabana tanabana bunti hawaa haaye bunti hawa

Boondein bhi to aaye nahi baaz yahan

Sagish mein shaamil sara jahan hai

Har zare zare ki yeh iltiza hai

O re Piya

O re Piya haye 2

O re Piya

ni re ,re re ga

ga ga ma

ma ma pa

pa ma ga re sa

sa re re sa

ga ga re

ma ma ga

pa pa ma

dha dha pa

ni ni sa sa pa

pa sa ma pa dha ni sa ni

re ni sa sa sa.. . . . ..

Nazrein bolen duniya tole

dil ki zaban haaye dil ki zubaan

Ishq maange ishq chahe koi toofan

Chalna aahiste ishq naya hai

Pehla yeh vada humne kiya hai

O re piya haaye 2

O re piya

Piyaaaaa....

yehhh piya

Nange pairo pe angaro

chalti rahi haaye chalti rahi

Lagta hai ke gairo mein

Palti rahi haaye

le chal wahan jo

Mulk tera hai

Jahil zamana

dushman mera hai

haaye

O re piya haye 5

circle of life

From the day we arrive on the planet
And blinking, step into the sun
There's more to see than can ever be seen
More to do than can ever be done

There is far too much to take in here
More to find than can ever be found
But the sun rolling high
Through the sapphire sky
Keeps great and small on the endless round

It's the circle of life
And it moves us all
Through despair and hope
Through faith and love
Till we find our place
On the path unwinding
In the circle
The circle of life

[RAFIKI AND CHORUS]
It's the circle of life
And it moves us all
Through despair and hope
Through faith and love
Till we find our place
On the path unwinding
In the circle
The circle of life

can u feel the luv tonit

There's a calm surrender to the rush of day

When the heat of the rolling world can be turned away

An enchanted moment, and it sees me through

It's enough for this restless warrior just to be with you

And can you feel the love tonight

It is where we are

It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer

That we got this far

And can you feel the love tonight

How it's laid to rest

It's enough to make kings and vagabonds

Believe the very best

There's a time for everyone if they only learn

That the twisting kaleidoscope moves us all in turn

There's a rhyme and reason to the wild outdoors

When the heart of this star-crossed voyager beats in time with yours

girlfriend-avril

Chorus]

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I don’t like your girlfriend!

No way! No way!

I think you need a new one

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I know that you like me

No way! No way!

You know it’s not a secret

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I want to be your girlfriend

[Verse 1]

You’re so fine

I want you mine

You’re so delicious

I think about ya all the time

You’re so addictive

Don’t you know what I could do to make you feel alright?

Don’t pretend I think you know I’m damn precious

And Hell Yeah

I’m the motherfucking princess

I can tell you like me too and you know I’m right

[Bridge:]

She’s like so whatever

And you could do so much better

I think we should get together now

And that’s what everyone’s talking about!

[Chorus:]

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I don’t like your girlfriend!

No way! No way!

I think you need a new one

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I know that you like me

No way! No way!

You know it’s not a secret

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I want to be your girlfriend

[Verse 2]

I can see the way, I see the way you look at me

And even when you look away I know you think of me

I know you talk about me all the time again and again

So come over here, tell me what I want to hear

Better yet make your girlfriend disappear

I don’t want to hear you say her name ever again

(And again and again and again!)

[Bridge]

[Chorus]

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I know that you like me

No way! No way!

You know it’s not a secret

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I want to be your girlfriend

In a second you’ll be wrapped around my finger

Cause I can, cause I can do it better

There’s no other

So when's it gonna sink in?

She’s so stupid

What the hell were you thinking?!

[repeat]

[Chorus]

king of fools

"King Of Fools"

I worry that I can't give you what you need

That you'll find nothing underneath the peel

That I can't undo the times we disagreed

That I can't ignore the way I feel

Cos what I feel is the only truth I know

And I get by on this naivete of youth

If what I feel is the only truth

And what I give out will make up what I'll receive

Can I leave behind my naivete of youth?

Will I be crucified for wanting to believe?

I believe

Could you hold us up if I would drag us down?

Resurrect emotions from our past

N' if they had a king for fools would you wear the crown?

Build us up again and make us last

Cos what I feel is the only truth for me

And I get by on this naivete of youth

If what I feel is the only truth

And what I give out will make up what I'll receive

Can I still leave behind my naivete of youth?

Will I be crucified for wanting to believe?

I believe

And if we don't worry about a thing

Will we be sorry when the rain is falling again

And what does it matter

If fortune should favor

It's never the final amen

If what I feel is the only truth

And what I give out will make up what I'll receive

Can I still leave behind my naivete of youth?

Will I be crucified for wanting to believe?

I believe

good bye my lover

"Goodbye My Lover"

Did I disappoint you or let you down?

Should I be feeling guilty or let the judges frown?

'Cause I saw the end before we'd begun,

Yes I saw you were blinded and I knew I had won.

So I took what's mine by eternal right.

Took your soul out into the night.

It may be over but it won't stop there,

I am here for you if you'd only care.

You touched my heart you touched my soul.

You changed my life and all my goals.

And love is blind and that I knew when,

My heart was blinded by you.

I've kissed your lips and held your hand.

Shared your dreams and shared your bed.

I know you well, I know your smell.

I've been addicted to you.

[x2]

Goodbye my lover.

Goodbye my friend.

You have been the one.

You have been the one for me.

I am a dreamer and when i wake,

You can't break my spirit - it's my dreams you take.

And as you move on, remember me,

Remember us and all we used to be

I've seen you cry, I've seen you smile.

I've watched you sleeping for a while.

I'd be the father of your child.

I'd spend a lifetime with you.

I know your fears and you know mine.

We've had our doubts but now we're fine,

And I love you, I swear that's true.

I cannot live without you.

[x2]

Goodbye my lover.

Goodbye my friend.

You have been the one.

You have been the one for me.

And I still hold your hand in mine.

In mine when I'm asleep.

And I will bare my soul in time,

When I'm kneeling at your feet.

Goodbye my lover.

Goodbye my friend.

You have been the one.

You have been the one for me.

I'm so hollow, baby, I'm so hollow.

I'm so, I'm so, I'm so hollow.

I'm so hollow, baby, I'm so hollow.

I'm so, I'm so, I'm so hollow.

you were my evry thing

This goes out to someone that was Once the most important person in my life I didn’t realize it at the time I can’t forgive myself for the way I treated you so I don’t really expect you to either It’s just... I don’t even know Just listen… You’re the one that I want, the one that I need The one that I gotta have just to succeed When I first saw you, I knew it was real I’m sorry about the pain I made you feel That wasn’t me; let me show you the way I looked for the sun, but it’s raining today I remember when I first looked into your eyes It was like God was there, heaven in the skies I wore a disguise 'cause I didn’t want to get hurt But I didn’t know I made everything worse You told me we were crazy in love But you didn’t care when push came to shove If you loved me as much as you said you did Then you wouldn’t have hurt me like I ain’t shit Now you pushed me away like you never even knew me I loved you with my heart, really and truly I guess you forgot about the times that we shared When I would run my fingers through your hair Late nights, just holding you in my arms I don’t know how I could do you so wrong I really wanna show you I really need to hold you I really wanna know you like no one else could know you You’re number one, always in my heart And now I can’t believe that our loves torn apart [ Chorus: ] I need you and I miss you and I want you and I love you ‘cause I wanna hold you, I wanna kiss you You were my everything And I really miss you [ 2x ] I know you gonna sit and play this with your new man And then sit and laugh as you’re holding his hand The thought of that just shatters my heart It breaks in my soul and it tears me apart [ Lyrics found at www.mp3lyrics.org/lN ] At times we was off I was scared to show you Now I wanna hold you until I can’t hold you Without you, everything seems strange Your name is forever planted in my brain Damn it, I’m insane, Take away the pain Take away the hurt Baby, we can make it work What about when you Looked into my eyes Told me you loved me As you would hug me I guess everything you said was a lie I think about it, it brings tears to my eyes Now I’m not even a thought in your mind I can see clearly, my love is not blind [ Chorus: ] I need you and I miss you and I want you and I love you ‘cause I wanna hold you, I wanna kiss you You were my everything And I really miss you [ 2x ] [ Talking: ] I just wish everything could have turned out different I had a special feeling about you I thought maybe you did too You would understand, but… No matter what, you’ll always be in my heart You’ll always be my baby Our first day, it seemed so magical I remember all the time that I had with you Remember when you first came to my house? You looked like an angel wearing that blouse We hit it off, I knew it was real But now I can’t take all the pain that I feel Reach in your heart, I know I’m still there I don’t wanna hear that you no longer care Remember the times? Remember when we kissed? I didn’t think you would ever do me like this I didn’t think you’d wanna see me depressed I thought you’d be there for me, this I confess You said you were my best friend, was that a lie? Now I’m nothing to you, you’re with another guy I tried, I tried, I tried, and I’m trying Now on the inside it feels like I’m dying [ Chorus: ] I need you and I miss you and I want you and I love you ‘cause I wanna hold you, I wanna kiss you You were my everything And I really miss you [ 2x ] [ Talking: ] And I do miss you I just thought we were meant to be I guess now, we’ll never know The only thing I want is for you to be happy Whether it be with me, or without me I just want you to be happy

"Bring It All Back"

Bring it all back now

Don't stop, never give up

Hold your head high and reach the top

Let the world see what you have got

Bring it all back to you

Hold on to what you try to be

Your individuality

When the world is on your shoulders

Just smile and let it go

If people try to put you down

Just walk on by don't turn around

You only have to answer to yourself

Don't you know it's true what they say

That life, it ain't easy

But your time's coming around

So don't you stop tryin'

Don't stop, never give up

Hold your head high and reach the top

Let the world see what you have got

Bring it all back to you

Dream of falling in love

Anything you've been thinking of

When the world seems to get too tough

Bring it all back to you

Na na na na..

Try not to worry 'bout a thing

Enjoy the good times life can bring

Keep it all inside you

Gotta let the feeling show

Imagination is the key

'Cos you are you're own destiny

You never should be lonely

When time is on your side

Don't you know it's true what they say

Things are sent to try you

But your time's coming around

So don't you stop tryin'

Don't stop, never give up

Hold your head high and reach the top

Let the world see what you have got

Bring it all back to you

Dream of falling in love

Anything you've been thinking of

When the world seems to get too tough

Bring it all back to you

Na na na na..

Don't you know it's true what they say

Things happen for a reason

But your time's coming around

So don't you stop tryin'

Don't stop, never give up

Hold your head high and reach the top

Let the world see what you have got

Bring it all back to you

Dream of falling in love

Anything you've been thinking of

When the world seems to get too tough

Bring it all back to you

[Repeat to fade]

Another Brick in the Wall Part 2 (Waters) 3:56

We don't need no education

We dont need no thought control

No dark sarcasm in the classroom

Teachers leave them kids alone

Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!

All in all it's just another brick in the wall.

All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

We don't need no education

We dont need no thought control

No dark sarcasm in the classroom

Teachers leave them kids alone

Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!

All in all it's just another brick in the wall.

All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

"Wrong, Do it again!"

"If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you

have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"

"You! Yes, you behind the bikesheds, stand still laddy!"