meri marzi from gembler by devang patel

meri marzi
main chahe ye karu main chahe woh karu
main chahe yaha jaau main chahe waha jaau
gore ko main kahu kala jeeja ko main bolu saala
nadi ko main bolu naala chaabi bina kholu taala
mere baare mein kuch kehna nahi
chupchaap baithe raho bolna nahi
mujhe samajhana mat jhooth sahi
chahe pee jaau main chaay kaafi daal ke dahi
meri marzi ...

har chauraahe par main apni murti lagawau
news paper kaat ke apna suit main banawau
hospital mein jaake main zoron se chillaau
pehalwan ko god mein leke lori sunaau
do sau teen sau chaar sau ke chhapvaau nakli note
aalu tamatar ko maaru criket ke shot
swimming pool mein tairne jaau pehanke kurta dhoti
badi laactari lage kabhi to rakhu surat roti
mujhe ab roko nahi mujhe ab toko nahi
mera kaha sun ke tum aaise ab chaunko nahi

nakli daadhi much laga ke ban jaau main chor
apne ghar mein chori karke khoob machaau shor
paani pe main raashan rakhu muft mein bechu tel
kankar patthar dhool daalkar sabko de du bhel
main chahe ye karu ...

main apni shaadi mein na jaau meri marzi
main pairon se table bajawaau meri marzi
main kutubameenar pe ghar banawaau meri marzi
aadhi raat ko chhat pe chadhu bajaau shehnaai
har terrace pe daadhi much ki kar du main safaai
bete ko main baap kah du pote ko main daddu
roz savere uthake khaau gyaarah kachche kaddu
sar ko ganja karavaake do fut ki rakhu choti
shaadi ki baaraat mein jaau pahan ke main langoti
gadhe ki dum pakadake usako maaru laat
sher ko apane paas bula ke jhaapad maaru saat
mujhe ab roko nahi ...

shok sabha mein dhol bajaau saath mein gaana gaau
pyaaj ka perfume laga ke roz main ofeece jaau
do botal paani pi ke main baayen daayen dolu
chalate havaai jahaaj ke main sab daravaaze kholu
main chahe ye karu ...

main bina sur ke gaane gaau meri marazi
main bagair ticket bhi train mein jaau meri marazi
main sheeshe se patthar ko todu meri marazi
main paani ke oopar bhi dauduun meri marazi
tie ki jagah main baandhu lamba kaala naag
safed kurte par lagavaau boot polish ke daag
tyohaaron mein pahan ke nikalu main jooton ka haar
bailon ke peechhe lagaau main to motor car
rasagulle mein mirchi daalu doodh mein daalu whisky
apani gharavaali se poochhuun tu hai beevi kisaki
taangevaale se udavaauun boeing jumbo jet
bhikhaari ko bheekh mein de du do bedroom ka flat
mujhe ab roko nahi ...

halavaai ko naai kah du dhobi ko main maali
film faalatu dekh ke main to khoob bajaau taali
sar pe apane moje pahanu haath mein pahanu boot
petrol ke sang oil milaake maaru do do ghut
main chahe ye karu ...

main suit ke sang pahanuga saadi meri marzi
main sharabat se kheton ko seenchu meri marzi
news reader ko main bolu gaao tum kavvaali
lecture koi to kah du chup ho ja mavaali
rishvat lene vaalon se main maanguga concession
doctor ke haathon mein maaru ghode ka injection
jhooth bol kar choron ko pahanaauga choli
desh ke sab gaddaaron ko maaruga main goli
kaala dhan lene vaalon ko duga nakali not
dhongi samaaj sevak ko na duga apana vot
mujhe ab roko nahi ...

qaumi danga kare jo usako bhijavaauga jel
phaansi dekar aatankavaad ka khatm karuga khel
main jeevan ka ye gaana meri marazi se gaau
main meri marazi se jiu marazi se mar jaau
main chahe ye karu ...

e lafade jhagade gaayab ho ja meri marzi
ai desh ke dushman tu chup ho ja meri marzi
ai bhaarat desh tu aage ho ja meri marzi
ai meri marazi tu sach ho ja meri marzi
main chahe ye karu ...

maaruga main sau joote jo lagaaoge laanchhan
mar jaaoge khud hi jo sachche ko doge tension
bhool se bhi lena nahi tum mera naam
gaana mera suno aur karo apana kaam
meri marazi ab mere ko nahi gaane ka hai meri marzi

robots hmmmm

One day Raju's dad bought a robot, The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face.

Raju returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, "Son why are you late from school?".

Raju answered, "Dad we had extra classes today".

Much to his astonishment the Robot jumped up and slapped Raju on his face.

His dad told him son that his robot is special in that he can detect a lie and will then slap the person who lied now come on tell me the truth, "Why are you late?"

"Dad I went for a movie", "Which movie?" "The Ten Commandments", Splatt Raju got a tight slap on the face from the robot.

"No dad honest I went for the movie Sex Queen." Shame on you son when I was your age I never used to do such shameful things."

Splatt, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot.

Hearing all this, Raju's mother comes walking out of the kitchen saying, "After all he is your son, he will be like you!", to which the robot steps up and gives a resounding slap on Raju's mothers face."

After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet",
which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct
the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review
the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor.
Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots

(marked with a P for Problem); and the Solutions recorded

(marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.
By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200-feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: Loudspeaker volume unbelievably loud.
S: Loudspeaker volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's their purpose.

P: Pager inoperative.
S: Pager always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

And the best one for last .............

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel sounds like
... a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget

 
:D 8)