A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little Johnny.
''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.''
The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'' Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?''
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.''
''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.''
23 July 2007
kids again
A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing
happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the
Rs.50.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God,
INDIA,
they decided to forward it to the President of India as a joke.
The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send
the little boy Rs.20. The President thought this would appear to be a
lot of money to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid. The
little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank you
note to God, which read:
"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that you sent it through the Rashtrapati Bhavan
in New Delhi, and those donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes ....."
happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the
Rs.50.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God,
INDIA,
they decided to forward it to the President of India as a joke.
The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send
the little boy Rs.20. The President thought this would appear to be a
lot of money to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid. The
little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank you
note to God, which read:
"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that you sent it through the Rashtrapati Bhavan
in New Delhi, and those donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes ....."
Difference between men & women talking
TWO WOMEN TALKING:
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Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I Mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my neck.
Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to Take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.
Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
NOW TWO MEN TALKING
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Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: Yeah
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Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I Mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my neck.
Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to Take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.
Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
NOW TWO MEN TALKING
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Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: Yeah
Glorious Ways to Propose and their replies
1. I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run
down your cheek, and die on your lips.
Reply : I don't mind where you die.. as long as you do!
2. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.
Reply : So, how many times did you fail kinder garten?
3.Are your legs tired? Because you been running through my mind ALLday long.
Reply : Yes, they are. I've been running away from you!
4. Are you lost? Because it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
Reply : How many times have you been to heaven, anyway?
5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
Reply : Yeah.. why don't you walk by and just keep walking!
6. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.
Reply : What are you on? Crack or cocaine?
7. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
Reply : (too corny.. maybe a disgusted look would enough)
8.You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.
Reply : You can be sure of going to hell.. your stupidity will assure
you of a place!
9. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
Reply : So, that's your problem.. simple algebra!
down your cheek, and die on your lips.
Reply : I don't mind where you die.. as long as you do!
2. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.
Reply : So, how many times did you fail kinder garten?
3.Are your legs tired? Because you been running through my mind ALLday long.
Reply : Yes, they are. I've been running away from you!
4. Are you lost? Because it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
Reply : How many times have you been to heaven, anyway?
5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
Reply : Yeah.. why don't you walk by and just keep walking!
6. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.
Reply : What are you on? Crack or cocaine?
7. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
Reply : (too corny.. maybe a disgusted look would enough)
8.You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.
Reply : You can be sure of going to hell.. your stupidity will assure
you of a place!
9. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
Reply : So, that's your problem.. simple algebra!
Astrological Prayers...
Aries
Dear God, please give me patience... and could you do it right now?
Taurus
Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick.
Gemini
Dear God! Who is God? Where is God? Why is God?
Cancer
Dear God!!!
Leo
Yes..
Virgo
Dear God, please make us perfect and don't mess it up like You did the
last time.
Libra
Dear God, please help me to be decisive, but on the other hand, what
do you think is best?
Scorpio
Our Father, forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors, even
though they don't deserve it!
Sagittarius
Dear Lord, if I've told you once, I've told you a million times, help
me stop exaggerating.
Capricorn
Dear God! I'd like to ask you to help me, but I learned a long time
ago not to rely on anyone else!
Aquarius
Dear God, I know I like change, but this chaos is ridiculous!!
Pisces
Dear Lord, as long as I'm going to drink this fifth of Scotch tonight,
please use the stimulation for Thy glory.
Dear God, please give me patience... and could you do it right now?
Taurus
Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick.
Gemini
Dear God! Who is God? Where is God? Why is God?
Cancer
Dear God!!!
Leo
Yes..
Virgo
Dear God, please make us perfect and don't mess it up like You did the
last time.
Libra
Dear God, please help me to be decisive, but on the other hand, what
do you think is best?
Scorpio
Our Father, forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors, even
though they don't deserve it!
Sagittarius
Dear Lord, if I've told you once, I've told you a million times, help
me stop exaggerating.
Capricorn
Dear God! I'd like to ask you to help me, but I learned a long time
ago not to rely on anyone else!
Aquarius
Dear God, I know I like change, but this chaos is ridiculous!!
Pisces
Dear Lord, as long as I'm going to drink this fifth of Scotch tonight,
please use the stimulation for Thy glory.
KYA HAL HAI MAMU???
PROFESSOR :
Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI :
Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
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MUNNA BHAI :
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI :
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT :
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford
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PROFESSOR :
Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI :
Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
________________________________
MUNNA BHAI :
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI :
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT :
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford
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MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha. MAMU : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya? MUNNA BHAI : Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai. _____________________________ MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, tu kitna pada hai? MAMU : B.A. MUNNA BHAI : Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta? ---------------------------------------- PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI : Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu |
1) Sign on a railway station at Patna:
Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khana free.
2) Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!
3) Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives.
4)Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
We need your heads to run our business.
5)A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough
-or else they never will be.....
6)Sign in a restaurant:
All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager.
THE BEST ONE :
7) Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations such as Jaish, Lashkar etc.
Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and God.
Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khana free.
2) Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!
3) Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives.
4)Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
We need your heads to run our business.
5)A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough
-or else they never will be.....
6)Sign in a restaurant:
All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager.
THE BEST ONE :
7) Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations such as Jaish, Lashkar etc.
Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and God.
nothing to read just laugh
THIS TRUE FOR ALL RELATIONSHIPS, NOT JUST MARRIAGE
My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last
1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine,somegood food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, and I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Delhi and mine is inKerala.
3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric breadmaker.Then she said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!"So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was waterin the carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me, "In the lake."
8. She got a mudpack and
looked great for two days. Then the mud felloff.
9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for thegarbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"
10. Remember....Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
11. Statistically, 100% of all divorces start with marriage.
12. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
13. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like tointerrupt her.
14. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"...Isaid, 'Dust!"
15. In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God createdman andrested. Then God created woman............ Since then, neither God normanhas rested.
16. Why do men die before their wives?............... Because they wantto
My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last
1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine,somegood food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, and I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Delhi and mine is inKerala.
3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric breadmaker.Then she said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!"So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was waterin the carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me, "In the lake."
8. She got a mudpack and
looked great for two days. Then the mud felloff.
9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for thegarbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"
10. Remember....Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
11. Statistically, 100% of all divorces start with marriage.
12. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
13. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like tointerrupt her.
14. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"...Isaid, 'Dust!"
15. In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God createdman andrested. Then God created woman............ Since then, neither God normanhas rested.
16. Why do men die before their wives?............... Because they wantto
a perfect husband ;)
There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club. After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole.
Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
(H - Husband, W - Wife)
H - "Hello ?"
W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club? "
H - "Yes."
W -"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
H -"What's the price?"
W - "Only $1,000."
H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."
W -"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2005 models. I saw one I really liked. It's a SLK model. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price. And since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year...
H - "What price did he quote you?"
W - "Only $65,000..."
H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else...
H -"What?"
W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beach front property."
H - "How much are they asking?"
w - "Only $450,000 -- a magnificent price.. .and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?"
W - "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
H - " Bye...I love you too..."
The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks " Does anyone know who this Cell phone belong to???"
Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
(H - Husband, W - Wife)
H - "Hello ?"
W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club? "
H - "Yes."
W -"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
H -"What's the price?"
W - "Only $1,000."
H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."
W -"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2005 models. I saw one I really liked. It's a SLK model. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price. And since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year...
H - "What price did he quote you?"
W - "Only $65,000..."
H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else...
H -"What?"
W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beach front property."
H - "How much are they asking?"
w - "Only $450,000 -- a magnificent price.. .and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?"
W - "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
H - " Bye...I love you too..."
The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks " Does anyone know who this Cell phone belong to???"
ramanujan number
The number 1729 is k/s the R numb.It was Ram_ who discovered the it it is the smallest number that can be expressed as the sum of 2 cubes in 2 diff ways.
1729 = 1^3 + 12^3 = 9^3 + 10^3
1729 = 1^3 + 12^3 = 9^3 + 10^3
deadly pj for engg..................
Before reacting to the PJ do read the disclaimer at the end of the PJ
below:
So here it goes....Njoy :-)
Once 'Constant' and e^x ( e raised to x) were walking down the road.
Suddenly 'Constant' screamed and said:
"I m going bcoz 'Differential' is coming and if he sees me he will
eliminate me."
But e^x stands firm in front of ' Differential' and says:
"U can't do anything with me. I m e^x and will always be e^x."
'Differential starts laughing??..
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Why??
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Differential says: " I m not d/dx, I m d/dy."
This PJ is purely intended for Technical minded people specially those who
r into IT and already lost all their common senses after a long stint of
designing ,coding n testing. This PJ is also targeted for the readers to
refresh their basic mathematics knowledge
When 2 S/W Enggs fall in LOVE....?
Our hero chatting with chat GF (heroin). Both are s/w engrs by the way and
both work for real big MNC's :)
Hero : Hey..GM.. hows u doing today?
Heroin : VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat
Hero : wow...am honoured, u know wat, my day starts only when i find you on chat
Heroin : Yep...me too feel the same..brb (be right back) 'll get some coffee.
Hero : OK
(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)
Manager : Hey, I need some help from you
Hero : [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me
Manager : Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number,given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?
Hero : I would do that, but i think its quite hard, is it ok with you, if i give it by tomorrow evening.
Manager : Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]
(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for heroin to arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)
Heroin : Hey, am back
Hero : cool, you know what my manager, he's kinda keeps asking stupid things, tries to give me stupid work
Heroin : Yeah, its the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!
Hero : Yep, u rite!!
Heroin : Hey, can u do me a favour
Hero : *smiles* sure, why not.
Heroin : Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime number,given N. would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? plzzz. You know its real urgent for me to work this out :)
Hero : hey, thats a one-hour's work. Sure check ur mail in an hour from now..ok?
Heroin : WASTE-FELLOW, THAT WAS THE SAMETHING I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. YOU KNOW WHO IAM NOW!!
YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!
both work for real big MNC's :)
Hero : Hey..GM.. hows u doing today?
Heroin : VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat
Hero : wow...am honoured, u know wat, my day starts only when i find you on chat
Heroin : Yep...me too feel the same..brb (be right back) 'll get some coffee.
Hero : OK
(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)
Manager : Hey, I need some help from you
Hero : [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me
Manager : Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number,given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?
Hero : I would do that, but i think its quite hard, is it ok with you, if i give it by tomorrow evening.
Manager : Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]
(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for heroin to arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)
Heroin : Hey, am back
Hero : cool, you know what my manager, he's kinda keeps asking stupid things, tries to give me stupid work
Heroin : Yeah, its the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!
Hero : Yep, u rite!!
Heroin : Hey, can u do me a favour
Hero : *smiles* sure, why not.
Heroin : Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime number,given N. would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? plzzz. You know its real urgent for me to work this out :)
Hero : hey, thats a one-hour's work. Sure check ur mail in an hour from now..ok?
Heroin : WASTE-FELLOW, THAT WAS THE SAMETHING I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. YOU KNOW WHO IAM NOW!!
YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!
WHY GIRLS DONT MARRY SOFTWARE ENGINEERS ??????
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry,cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program has performed an illegal operation,it will close.
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry,cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program has performed an illegal operation,it will close.
intresting.....................
Do you know,
Letters 'a', 'b', 'c' &'d' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99
( Letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred )
Letters 'a', 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999
( Letter 'a' comes for the first time in Thousand )
Letters 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999
( Letter 'b' comes for the first time in Billion )
And
Letter 'c' does not appear anywhere in the spellings of entire English counting
Letters 'a', 'b', 'c' &'d' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99
( Letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred )
Letters 'a', 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999
( Letter 'a' comes for the first time in Thousand )
Letters 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999
( Letter 'b' comes for the first time in Billion )
And
Letter 'c' does not appear anywhere in the spellings of entire English counting
gOOd OnE
Advertisement In A Long Island Shop: Guitar, for sale....... Cheap...........no strings attached .
Ad.. In Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!
Seen on a bulletin board: Success Is Relative. More The Success, More The Relatives.
When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...I Gave Up Reading.
My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses... He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.
Sign In A Bar: "Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance."
Sign In Driving School: If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.
Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Surprised Woman.
The Reason Men Lie Is Because Women Ask So Many Questions.
Getting Caught Is The Mother Of Invention.
Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You sleep Alone.
The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.
Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit: We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business.
A Traffic Slogan: Don't Let Your Kids Drive If They are Not Old Enough Or Else They Will Never Be.
Sign In A Restaurant: All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.
Sign On A Famous Beauty Parlor Window: Don't Whistle At The Girls Going Out From Here. She May Be Your Grandmother !
& the best among.....
You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When: Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick.. Or Your Son Starts To Wipe It Off . . !!
Ad.. In Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!
Seen on a bulletin board: Success Is Relative. More The Success, More The Relatives.
When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...I Gave Up Reading.
My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses... He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.
Sign In A Bar: "Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance."
Sign In Driving School: If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.
Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Surprised Woman.
The Reason Men Lie Is Because Women Ask So Many Questions.
Getting Caught Is The Mother Of Invention.
Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You sleep Alone.
The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.
Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit: We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business.
A Traffic Slogan: Don't Let Your Kids Drive If They are Not Old Enough Or Else They Will Never Be.
Sign In A Restaurant: All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.
Sign On A Famous Beauty Parlor Window: Don't Whistle At The Girls Going Out From Here. She May Be Your Grandmother !
& the best among.....
You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When: Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick.. Or Your Son Starts To Wipe It Off . . !!
BEchaRE HUsbaUnd
Men and women on earth die and go to heaven. God comes and says
"I want the men to form two queues, one line for the men who dominated their women, and the other one for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk."
Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines. The line for the men who were dominated by their women is 100 miles long, and in the line of men who dominated their women there is only one man.
God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!"
"Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
"I want the men to form two queues, one line for the men who dominated their women, and the other one for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk."
Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines. The line for the men who were dominated by their women is 100 miles long, and in the line of men who dominated their women there is only one man.
God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!"
"Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
03 July 2007
The biggest lie you ever told - your deepest fear bout growin old
The longest night you ever spent - the angriest letter you never sent
The boy you swore youd never leave - the one you kissed on new yearss eve
The sweetest dream you had last night -- your darkest hour, your hardest fight
I wanna know you - like I know myself
Im waitin for you - there aint no one else
Talk to me baby - scream and shout
I want to know you - inside out
I wanna dig down deep - I wanna lose some sleep
I wanna scream and shout - I wanna know you inside out
I wanna take my time - I wanna know your mind
Ya know there aint no doubt - I wanna know you inside out
The saddest song you ever heard - the most you said with just one word
The loneliest prayer you ever prayed - the truest vow you ever made
What makes you laught, what makes you cry
What makes you mad, what gets you by
You highest hight, your lowest low - these things I want to know
I wanna know you - like I know myself
Im waitin for you - there aint no one else
Talk to me baby - scream and shout
I want to know you - inside out
I wanna dig down deep - I wanna lose some sleep
I wanna scream and shout - I wanna know you inside out
I wanna take my time - I wanna know your mind
Ya know there aint no doubt - I wanna know oyu inside out
I wanna know your sould - I wanna lose control
Cmon n let it out - I wanna know you inside out
Ya gotta dig down deep - I wanna lose some slieep
I wanna scream and shout - I wanna know oyu inside out
Tell me everything...
The longest night you ever spent - the angriest letter you never sent
The boy you swore youd never leave - the one you kissed on new yearss eve
The sweetest dream you had last night -- your darkest hour, your hardest fight
I wanna know you - like I know myself
Im waitin for you - there aint no one else
Talk to me baby - scream and shout
I want to know you - inside out
I wanna dig down deep - I wanna lose some sleep
I wanna scream and shout - I wanna know you inside out
I wanna take my time - I wanna know your mind
Ya know there aint no doubt - I wanna know you inside out
The saddest song you ever heard - the most you said with just one word
The loneliest prayer you ever prayed - the truest vow you ever made
What makes you laught, what makes you cry
What makes you mad, what gets you by
You highest hight, your lowest low - these things I want to know
I wanna know you - like I know myself
Im waitin for you - there aint no one else
Talk to me baby - scream and shout
I want to know you - inside out
I wanna dig down deep - I wanna lose some sleep
I wanna scream and shout - I wanna know you inside out
I wanna take my time - I wanna know your mind
Ya know there aint no doubt - I wanna know oyu inside out
I wanna know your sould - I wanna lose control
Cmon n let it out - I wanna know you inside out
Ya gotta dig down deep - I wanna lose some slieep
I wanna scream and shout - I wanna know oyu inside out
Tell me everything...
it's just a question of a question,
ek sawaal ka sawaal hai,
duniya badal de saari sahi jawab ka yehi kamaal hai.
kar le kar le tu ek sawaal,
kar le kar le tu kar dhamaal,
kar le kar le koi sawaal kar leee....
kar le kar le koi ek sawaal
kar le kar le koi kar dhamal
ehsa sawal jo zindagi badal de...
sholay ka thakur nahata kaise hoga?
ek sawaal ka sawaal hai
pehchan kaun..
it's just a question of a question
doctor k kaam ko practice kyun kehte hain?
ek sawaal ka sawaal hai..
rupa ki buniyan pehno to rupa kya pehnegi?
sapnon ki duniyan hai bol bol bol
kya hai tere dil me zara bol bol bol
phir mile na maukan..
kab se mein apne sara jahan tu kar le-e-e-e
jitega bazee armaan buland kar le-e-e-e
pooch ke dekho pooch, pooch ke dekho na
pooch ke dekho ek sawaal..
kuch sawal take it easy kuch sawal make you crazy kuch sawal kar de kamal..
is a hot chick cool or a cool chick hot?
kar le kar le tu ek sawal
kar le kar le koi kar dhamaal
kar le kar le koi sawal kar leyyyyyyyy...
kar le kar le koi ek sawal
kar le kar le koi kar dhamaal
ehsa sawal jo zindagi badal de.....
i say the quest for the eternal question is questionable as it requests the best of the stressed inquest into the unquest-ionable conquest of the retressed jest that atest the best of the contest impressed lest the other tressed rest west unexpressed....
oi hindi mein bol!
pathar se aag kaise nikalthi hain, dhup mein ice kaise phigalthis hai
roz roz suraj jaata kahan hain,kyun har raat chanda aata yahan hai
papa k mummy k beta kaun hai.yeh roz raat kiska telephone hai
table tennis ka hindi mein kya naam hai,mere kamre mein tumhara kya kaam hey???
kya kidar kab kaise
your life will change when you ask the question
dollar,pound rupee ya paise.
this quest will end when you ask the question
pooch ke dekho pooch pooch ke dekho na
pooch ke dekho ek sawaal
kuch sawal take it easy kuch sawal make you crazy kuch sawal kar de kamaal!
can we do this one more time??
kar le kar le tu ek sawaal,
kar le kar le tu kar dhamaal,
kar le kar le koi sawaal kar leee....
kar le kar le koi ek sawaal
kar le kar le koi kar dhamal
ehsa sawal jo zindagi badal de...
freeze it..
ek sawaal ka sawaal hai,
duniya badal de saari sahi jawab ka yehi kamaal hai.
kar le kar le tu ek sawaal,
kar le kar le tu kar dhamaal,
kar le kar le koi sawaal kar leee....
kar le kar le koi ek sawaal
kar le kar le koi kar dhamal
ehsa sawal jo zindagi badal de...
sholay ka thakur nahata kaise hoga?
ek sawaal ka sawaal hai
pehchan kaun..
it's just a question of a question
doctor k kaam ko practice kyun kehte hain?
ek sawaal ka sawaal hai..
rupa ki buniyan pehno to rupa kya pehnegi?
sapnon ki duniyan hai bol bol bol
kya hai tere dil me zara bol bol bol
phir mile na maukan..
kab se mein apne sara jahan tu kar le-e-e-e
jitega bazee armaan buland kar le-e-e-e
pooch ke dekho pooch, pooch ke dekho na
pooch ke dekho ek sawaal..
kuch sawal take it easy kuch sawal make you crazy kuch sawal kar de kamal..
is a hot chick cool or a cool chick hot?
kar le kar le tu ek sawal
kar le kar le koi kar dhamaal
kar le kar le koi sawal kar leyyyyyyyy...
kar le kar le koi ek sawal
kar le kar le koi kar dhamaal
ehsa sawal jo zindagi badal de.....
i say the quest for the eternal question is questionable as it requests the best of the stressed inquest into the unquest-ionable conquest of the retressed jest that atest the best of the contest impressed lest the other tressed rest west unexpressed....
oi hindi mein bol!
pathar se aag kaise nikalthi hain, dhup mein ice kaise phigalthis hai
roz roz suraj jaata kahan hain,kyun har raat chanda aata yahan hai
papa k mummy k beta kaun hai.yeh roz raat kiska telephone hai
table tennis ka hindi mein kya naam hai,mere kamre mein tumhara kya kaam hey???
kya kidar kab kaise
your life will change when you ask the question
dollar,pound rupee ya paise.
this quest will end when you ask the question
pooch ke dekho pooch pooch ke dekho na
pooch ke dekho ek sawaal
kuch sawal take it easy kuch sawal make you crazy kuch sawal kar de kamaal!
can we do this one more time??
kar le kar le tu ek sawaal,
kar le kar le tu kar dhamaal,
kar le kar le koi sawaal kar leee....
kar le kar le koi ek sawaal
kar le kar le koi kar dhamal
ehsa sawal jo zindagi badal de...
freeze it..
Yahan vahan saara jahan dekh liya
Ab tak bhi tere jaisa koi nahin
Main assi nahin, sau din duniya ghooma hai
Naahi kaahe tere jaisa koi nahin
Main gaya jahan bhi, bas teri yaad thi
Jo mere saath thi mujhko tadpaati rulaati
Sab se pyaari teri soorat
Pyaar hai bas tera, pyaar hi
Maa tujhe salaam, maa tujhe salaam
Amma tujhe salaam
Vande maataram, vande maataram
Vande maataram, vande maataram
Vande maataram, vande maataram
Janam janam tera hoon deewana main
Jhoomoon naachoon gaaoon tere pyaar ka taraana
Main jeena nahin soch nahin duniya ki daulat nahin
Bas lootunga tere pyaar ka khazaana
Ek nazar jab teri hoti hai pyaar ki
Duniya tab to meri chamke damke maheke re
Tera chehra sooraj jaisa chaand si thand hai pyaar mein
Vande maataram, vande maataram
Vande maataram, vande maataram
Vande maataram, vande maataram
Tere paas hi main aa raha hoon
Apni baahein khol de
Zor se mujhko gale laga le
Mujhko phir voh pyaar de
Tu hi zindagi hai, tu hi meri mohabbat hai
Tere hi pairon mein jannat hai
Tu hi dil, tu jaan, amma
Maa tujhe salaam, maa tujhe salaam
Amma tujhe salaam, maa tujhe salaam
Vande maataram, vande maataram
Vande maataram, vande maataram
Vande maataram, vande maataram
Ab tak bhi tere jaisa koi nahin
Main assi nahin, sau din duniya ghooma hai
Naahi kaahe tere jaisa koi nahin
Main gaya jahan bhi, bas teri yaad thi
Jo mere saath thi mujhko tadpaati rulaati
Sab se pyaari teri soorat
Pyaar hai bas tera, pyaar hi
Maa tujhe salaam, maa tujhe salaam
Amma tujhe salaam
Vande maataram, vande maataram
Vande maataram, vande maataram
Vande maataram, vande maataram
Janam janam tera hoon deewana main
Jhoomoon naachoon gaaoon tere pyaar ka taraana
Main jeena nahin soch nahin duniya ki daulat nahin
Bas lootunga tere pyaar ka khazaana
Ek nazar jab teri hoti hai pyaar ki
Duniya tab to meri chamke damke maheke re
Tera chehra sooraj jaisa chaand si thand hai pyaar mein
Vande maataram, vande maataram
Vande maataram, vande maataram
Vande maataram, vande maataram
Tere paas hi main aa raha hoon
Apni baahein khol de
Zor se mujhko gale laga le
Mujhko phir voh pyaar de
Tu hi zindagi hai, tu hi meri mohabbat hai
Tere hi pairon mein jannat hai
Tu hi dil, tu jaan, amma
Maa tujhe salaam, maa tujhe salaam
Amma tujhe salaam, maa tujhe salaam
Vande maataram, vande maataram
Vande maataram, vande maataram
Vande maataram, vande maataram
Vande maataram, vande maataram
Hum, rahen ya na rahen kal
Kal yaad aayenge ke ye pal
Pal, ye hain pyar ke pal
Chal, aa mere sang chal
Chal, soche kya
Chhoti si, hai zindagi
Kal, mil jaaye to hogi khush-naseebi
Hum rahen ya na rahen yaad aayenge ye pal
Hum rahen ya na rahen kal
Kal, yaad aayenge ye pal
Pal, ye hain pyar ke pal
Chal, aa mere sang chal
Chal, soche kya
Chhoti si, hai zindagi
Kal, mil jaaye to hogi khush-naseebi
Hum rahen ya na rahen yaad aayenge ye pal
Shaam ka aanchal, odh ke aayee dekho woh raat suhani
Aa likh dein hum dono milke apni ye prem kahani
Hum rahen ya na rahen yaad aayenge ye pal
Aane waali subah jaane rang kya laaye deewanee,
Meri chaahat ko rakh lena jaise koi nishani
Hum rahen ya na rahen yaad aayenge ye pal
Hum rahen ya na rahen kal
Kal, yaad aayenge ye pal
Pal, ye hain pyar ke pal
Chal, aa mere sang chal
Chal, soche kya chhoti si hai zindagi
Kal mil jaaye to hogi khush-naseebi
Hum rahen ya na rahen yaad aayenge ye pal
Hum rahen ya na rahen yaad aayenge ye pal
KK ROCKS!!
Kal yaad aayenge ke ye pal
Pal, ye hain pyar ke pal
Chal, aa mere sang chal
Chal, soche kya
Chhoti si, hai zindagi
Kal, mil jaaye to hogi khush-naseebi
Hum rahen ya na rahen yaad aayenge ye pal
Hum rahen ya na rahen kal
Kal, yaad aayenge ye pal
Pal, ye hain pyar ke pal
Chal, aa mere sang chal
Chal, soche kya
Chhoti si, hai zindagi
Kal, mil jaaye to hogi khush-naseebi
Hum rahen ya na rahen yaad aayenge ye pal
Shaam ka aanchal, odh ke aayee dekho woh raat suhani
Aa likh dein hum dono milke apni ye prem kahani
Hum rahen ya na rahen yaad aayenge ye pal
Aane waali subah jaane rang kya laaye deewanee,
Meri chaahat ko rakh lena jaise koi nishani
Hum rahen ya na rahen yaad aayenge ye pal
Hum rahen ya na rahen kal
Kal, yaad aayenge ye pal
Pal, ye hain pyar ke pal
Chal, aa mere sang chal
Chal, soche kya chhoti si hai zindagi
Kal mil jaaye to hogi khush-naseebi
Hum rahen ya na rahen yaad aayenge ye pal
Hum rahen ya na rahen yaad aayenge ye pal
KK ROCKS!!
01 July 2007
ideal match may be like this
રન-વે પ્રણયનો વ્યસ્ત છે, પ્લેનો હજાર છે
તારી નજરનો જોકે જુદેરો પ્રકાર છે
જગ્યા તો તરત થઈ જશે, તું લેન્ડ કરી જો
સિગ્નલ સતત ઝીલે છે, હૃદયનું રડાર છે.
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Aisi apni Wife ho
5'5' jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,Chehara jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thori light Ho,
Umar me difference slight ho,Thori see wo quiet ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.
Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
India ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho.
Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner candle light ho,
Dono me na kabhi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey prabhu teri archana uski life ho.
Yeh kavita padhke sab kahe 'Guru, tum right ho',
Aise apni Wife ho.
તારી નજરનો જોકે જુદેરો પ્રકાર છે
જગ્યા તો તરત થઈ જશે, તું લેન્ડ કરી જો
સિગ્નલ સતત ઝીલે છે, હૃદયનું રડાર છે.
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Aisi apni Wife ho
5'5' jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,Chehara jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thori light Ho,
Umar me difference slight ho,Thori see wo quiet ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.
Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
India ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho.
Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner candle light ho,
Dono me na kabhi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey prabhu teri archana uski life ho.
Yeh kavita padhke sab kahe 'Guru, tum right ho',
Aise apni Wife ho.
ઉડવાની ચાહમાં બેજાન બની ગયો છું પંખી બનવું હતુ, વિમાન બની ગયો છું ....
દુઃખમાં રડી લેવાની પણ મઝા અનેરી હોય છે,
હારેલી જીંદગી જીવવાની પણ મઝા અનેરી હોય છે.
કીનારા પર વહાણ હંકારનારાઓ તમને શું ખબર,
તૂફાન માં કશ્તી ગુમાવવાની પણ મઝા અનેરી હોય છે.
તમામ ઉમર જેને પામવાની તડપ હોય પરંતુ,
તેને મેળવીને ગુમાવાની પણ મઝા અનેરી હોય છે.
બે હાથ વડે ઝીંદગી ઉલેચનારાઓ એટલું પણ જાણો કે,
છેલ્લા શ્વાસે હથેળી ખાલી જોવાની પણ મઝા અનેરી હોય છે.
એક વાટ પકડી ને ચાલનારાઓ મંઝીલ જરુર પામે છે,
કીન્તુ માર્ગ માં ભટકી જવાની પણ મઝા અનેરી હોય છે.
દુનીયા જીતનારા ઘણાં સીકંદરો ભૂલાઈ ગયાં 'મક્કુ',
એક-બે ના દીલ જીતી ચાલી જવાની પણ મઝા અનેરી હોય છે..
દુઃખમાં રડી લેવાની પણ મઝા અનેરી હોય છે,
હારેલી જીંદગી જીવવાની પણ મઝા અનેરી હોય છે.
કીનારા પર વહાણ હંકારનારાઓ તમને શું ખબર,
તૂફાન માં કશ્તી ગુમાવવાની પણ મઝા અનેરી હોય છે.
તમામ ઉમર જેને પામવાની તડપ હોય પરંતુ,
તેને મેળવીને ગુમાવાની પણ મઝા અનેરી હોય છે.
બે હાથ વડે ઝીંદગી ઉલેચનારાઓ એટલું પણ જાણો કે,
છેલ્લા શ્વાસે હથેળી ખાલી જોવાની પણ મઝા અનેરી હોય છે.
એક વાટ પકડી ને ચાલનારાઓ મંઝીલ જરુર પામે છે,
કીન્તુ માર્ગ માં ભટકી જવાની પણ મઝા અનેરી હોય છે.
દુનીયા જીતનારા ઘણાં સીકંદરો ભૂલાઈ ગયાં 'મક્કુ',
એક-બે ના દીલ જીતી ચાલી જવાની પણ મઝા અનેરી હોય છે..
પરિસ્થિતી બદલાય એવું બને.
નવું સત્ય સમજાય એવું બને.
છબી એક વરસાદની જોઈને,
ભીતર કૈંક ભીંજાય એવું બને !
કોઈ આખી દુનિયા ફરે ચેનથી,
પછી ઘરમાં ખોવાય એવું બને !
હૃદયથી ઉઠે ચીસ નાનકડી ને,
રદિફ આમ ઊભા થાય એવું બને !
હા, ધર્માન્તરણ થાય અલ્પેશનું,
એ શાયર બની જાય એવું બને !
ગઝલ સાંભળ્યા બાદ 'પાગલ' વિશે,
ઘણી અફવા ફેલાય એવું બને.
નવું સત્ય સમજાય એવું બને.
છબી એક વરસાદની જોઈને,
ભીતર કૈંક ભીંજાય એવું બને !
કોઈ આખી દુનિયા ફરે ચેનથી,
પછી ઘરમાં ખોવાય એવું બને !
હૃદયથી ઉઠે ચીસ નાનકડી ને,
રદિફ આમ ઊભા થાય એવું બને !
હા, ધર્માન્તરણ થાય અલ્પેશનું,
એ શાયર બની જાય એવું બને !
ગઝલ સાંભળ્યા બાદ 'પાગલ' વિશે,
ઘણી અફવા ફેલાય એવું બને.
કોઇ હસીને તો કોઇ રડીને દર્દ છુપાવે છે,
કેટલાયે મારી જેમ મજબૂરીથી ચલાવે છે.
કોઇ એને જઇને જરૂરથી આટલું કહેજો,
કે મારી ધડકન એની યાદો ચલાવે છે.
આ કલમ પણ કમાલ કરે છે કાયમ જોને,
શાહીથી બસ નામ એ તેનું લખાવે છે.
દિલ હોય કે કોલસો બળ્યા પછી તો રાખ જ,
તો પછી દોસ્તી ભૂલી પ્રેમ શા માટે કરાવે છે.
પ્રેમ પણ કેવો અદભૂત કમાલ કરે છે ભલા,
ડૂબવાને આરે હતો ને છતાં તરાવે છે
જગ્યા જ નથી હવે કોઇના માટે એના દિલમાં
દરવાજા પર જ એ ચોકી કરાવે છે
કેટલાયે મારી જેમ મજબૂરીથી ચલાવે છે.
કોઇ એને જઇને જરૂરથી આટલું કહેજો,
કે મારી ધડકન એની યાદો ચલાવે છે.
આ કલમ પણ કમાલ કરે છે કાયમ જોને,
શાહીથી બસ નામ એ તેનું લખાવે છે.
દિલ હોય કે કોલસો બળ્યા પછી તો રાખ જ,
તો પછી દોસ્તી ભૂલી પ્રેમ શા માટે કરાવે છે.
પ્રેમ પણ કેવો અદભૂત કમાલ કરે છે ભલા,
ડૂબવાને આરે હતો ને છતાં તરાવે છે
જગ્યા જ નથી હવે કોઇના માટે એના દિલમાં
દરવાજા પર જ એ ચોકી કરાવે છે
મુહોબ્બતના સવાલોના કોઈ જવાબ નથી હોતા,
અને જે હોય છે તે એટલા સધ્ધર નથી હોતા,
મળે છે કોઈ એક જ પ્રેમી ને સચી લગન દીલ ની,
બધાયે ઝેર પીનારા ઓ કૈં શંકર નથી હોતા..........
અને જે હોય છે તે એટલા સધ્ધર નથી હોતા,
મળે છે કોઈ એક જ પ્રેમી ને સચી લગન દીલ ની,
બધાયે ઝેર પીનારા ઓ કૈં શંકર નથી હોતા..........
પાંદળુ કેવી રીત પીળું થયું કોને ખબર ?
એટલે કે ઝાડમાંથી શું ગયું કોને ખબર ?
શહેર પર ખાંગી થઈ વરસી પડી આખી વસંત,
એક જણ નખશિખ ઊજ્જડ રહી ગયું કોને ખબર ?
શાહીમાંથી આમ કાં ઢોળાય છે તારા સ્મરણ
એને મારું એક મન ઓછું પડ્યું કોને ખબર ?
સ્વપ્નમાં વહેતી'તી નહેરો તારા ચહેરાની સતત,
ને સવારે આંખમાંથી શું વહ્યું કોને ખબર ?
માછલીએ એકદા જળને પૂછ્યું : તું કોણ છે ?
એના ઊત્તર શોધવા જળ ક્યાં ગયું કોને ખબર ?
મેં અરીસાને અમસ્તો ઉપલક જોયો "રમેશ",
કોણ એમાંથી મને જોતું રહ્યું કોને ખબર ?
એટલે કે ઝાડમાંથી શું ગયું કોને ખબર ?
શહેર પર ખાંગી થઈ વરસી પડી આખી વસંત,
એક જણ નખશિખ ઊજ્જડ રહી ગયું કોને ખબર ?
શાહીમાંથી આમ કાં ઢોળાય છે તારા સ્મરણ
એને મારું એક મન ઓછું પડ્યું કોને ખબર ?
સ્વપ્નમાં વહેતી'તી નહેરો તારા ચહેરાની સતત,
ને સવારે આંખમાંથી શું વહ્યું કોને ખબર ?
માછલીએ એકદા જળને પૂછ્યું : તું કોણ છે ?
એના ઊત્તર શોધવા જળ ક્યાં ગયું કોને ખબર ?
મેં અરીસાને અમસ્તો ઉપલક જોયો "રમેશ",
કોણ એમાંથી મને જોતું રહ્યું કોને ખબર ?
marnar ni chita par koi chahnar chadto nathi
kahe che hun pan mari jais pan marto nathi
jue che aag ma badta deh ne pan pote badto nathi
are dost aag to shu eni raakh ne pan adto nathi
એક તો તારો મને પર્યાય દેખાતો નથી,
ને ઉપરથી તું સરળતાથી અહીં, મળતો નથી.
તું હવે વરસાદ રોકે તો હું સળગાવું ચૂલો,
રોટલો આ છત વગરના ઘરમાં શેકાતો નથી.
ફૂંક મારીને તું હવાને આટલી દોડાવ ના,
ધૂળ છે કે મ્હેંક, એનો ભેદ પરખાતો નથી.
એક માણસ ક્યારનો આંસુ લૂંછે છે બાંયથી,
આપણાથી તો ય ત્યાં રૂમાલ દેવાતો નથી.
ડાળથી છૂટું પડેલું પાંદડું પૂછ્યા કરે,
વૃક્ષ પરનો એક ટહુકો કેમ ભૂલાતો નથી ?
ભીતરી આખી સફર પર ચાલવાની છે મજા,
એકલા બસ આપણે એ ભીડનો રસ્તો નથી.
ને ઉપરથી તું સરળતાથી અહીં, મળતો નથી.
તું હવે વરસાદ રોકે તો હું સળગાવું ચૂલો,
રોટલો આ છત વગરના ઘરમાં શેકાતો નથી.
ફૂંક મારીને તું હવાને આટલી દોડાવ ના,
ધૂળ છે કે મ્હેંક, એનો ભેદ પરખાતો નથી.
એક માણસ ક્યારનો આંસુ લૂંછે છે બાંયથી,
આપણાથી તો ય ત્યાં રૂમાલ દેવાતો નથી.
ડાળથી છૂટું પડેલું પાંદડું પૂછ્યા કરે,
વૃક્ષ પરનો એક ટહુકો કેમ ભૂલાતો નથી ?
ભીતરી આખી સફર પર ચાલવાની છે મજા,
એકલા બસ આપણે એ ભીડનો રસ્તો નથી.
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