My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last
1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine,somegood food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, and I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Delhi and mine is inKerala.
3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric breadmaker.Then she said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!"So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was waterin the carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me, "In the lake."
8. She got a mudpack and
looked great for two days. Then the mud felloff.
9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for thegarbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"
10. Remember....Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
11. Statistically, 100% of all divorces start with marriage.
12. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
13. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like tointerrupt her.
14. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"...Isaid, 'Dust!"
15. In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God createdman andrested. Then God created woman............ Since then, neither God normanhas rested.
16. Why do men die before their wives?............... Because they wantto
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