Soldier: Sir, we are surrounded!
Major: Excellent! We can attack in any direction now!
Q: What did the Gujju mean when he said, "Maro dikro Dubai gayo?"
A: My son drowned.
Q: Who is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with
six children?
A: The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more.
Q:Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without
Information Fighting Evrytime!
Wife: It could also mean - With Idiot For Ever.
An American report: We crossed chickens with cows.The new breed
simultaneously produces milk, meat and eggs.
Report from France: We crossed flies and bees. The hybrid flies over
the trash fields and produces honey.
Report from India: We crossed a melon with cockroaches. When you cut
this melon, seeds run away by themselves
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