ENGINEER WOH HAI JO PAKH GAYA HAI
Computers KI PADHAI MAE
SUBMISSIONS KI GEHRAI MAE
TERMWORK KI CHATTIE MAE
ENGINEER WOH HAI JO PHAS GAYA HAI
CAMPUS INTERVIEWS KE MAAL MAE
S/W TESTING COMPANIES KI CHAAL MAE
INTERNALS AUR EXTERNALS KI MAAR MAE
ENGINEER WOH HAI JO
LUNCH TIME MAE BREAKFAST KARTA HAI
DINNER TIME MAE LUNCH KARTA HAI
3 AM KO CODING KARTA HAI
ENGINEER WAHI HAI JO
SEMISTER KE STARTING MAE MAZE KARTA HAI
PL'S MAE HI PADHAI KARTA HAI
SUBMISSIONS HAMESHA DEADLINES KE BAAD KARTA HAI
EXAMS KE EK DIN PEHELE BHI ORKUT PE ONLINE MILTE HA
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Engineer's Dialogues
On being Late
(standing at the door... gesturing to a friend)
"Andar aaon kya? Kab chalu hua?"
"Attendance ho gaya kya??"
During the lecture
"JAY ka assignment tere paas hai??jaldi de"
"Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha bunk karenge."
"xtra Journal sheet hai??"
Lab
"Expt. no. 2 likha??"
"Idhar Karna kya hai??"
"shit man, o/p hi nahi aa raha hai"
VIVA (after exam)
"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"
"Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"
"Ye subject ka reference book kounsa hai"
"Jordan mein to alag hai"
VIVA (General)
"Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahi
poochhnewaala, then watz the point"
"Roll no. 1 aur 2 ko wapas bulaaya hai"
"External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai"
"Ye kounse subject mein aata hai"
"Are yaar, external pagal hai kya?"
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