Two Tough questions..

===Question 1===

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis,
would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.


===Question 2===

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
astrologers. He's had two mistresses.
He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used
opium
in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C He is a decorated war hero.
He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never
cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?


Lets give a shot and try deciding first...

Hope there is no peeking...

Now if you have decided on your answers, scroll down for the response.

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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.


And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES . . .

. . . you just killed Beethoven - Gr8 musician

Pretty interesting isn't it?
Makes a person think before judging on something... ..

How do you differentiate between programmers and non-programmers?

A non-programmer thinks there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte.

A programmer is convinced that there are 1024 meters in a kilometer.

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Ramu : I've just become a member of Rotract Club.

Somu : public member or private?

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Ramu : Hey.. My submarine is not sinking into the water!! What could be wrong?

Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software.

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THIS ONE IS TOO GOOD!!!

PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on these 500 rupees to Suthi..?

Bull : Sure.. Why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by value or pass by reference.

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Ramu : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software engineer...

Somu : how do you say that?

Ramu : he asked my physical address instead of my home address!

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Ramu : why people are beating that SW engineer black and blue?

Somu : it seems, he asked one of them that whether "vante mataram" is new kind of RAM in the market!

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Ramu : Hey.. I think that SW engineer is very very naive..

Somu : How do you say that?

Ramu : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabin Sea.

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Ramu : Hey.... whats time now?

Somu : System time or local time.